From here on out I will refer to myself as Nipnip. Nipnip enjoys speaking about himself in the third person. Nipnip is bigger than the first or the second person. They are too informal and petty for the greatness of Nipnip.
Nipnip was born to help out the helpless in their time of need, usually when some unsuspecting writer wants to kill off beloved characters. Nipnip will come to the rescue and save the day, no matter who, what, where or how. Sometimes Nipnip will be mentioned as "Saving The Day" but usually it is just assumed.
Say a couple is trapped in the snow and is rescued by a tow truck driver? Nipnip.
Say two men fight over one girl with a sharpened toothbrush and a Kensai sword? Nipnip.
Nipnip can also be both the question an the answer.
For example:
Nipnip? Nipnip.
If an author needs a word and their mind has went blank, Nipnip can help. Nipnip is all parts of speech and works in all contexts and situations.
For example:
Where did I leave my Nipnip? In the Nipnip.
I've been Nipnipped!
Oh, Nipnip!!
Over the course of this blog you will hear Nipnip stories. The origin story is just the start. An understanding of the how of Nipnip.
Nipnip, Monkeyalice and an unknown loveslave: An Artists Rendition
The most popular Nipnip story is that of which he is stranded on a desert island with Edward, who affectionately calls Nipnip his "Little Buddy". They have many adventures with Coconuts. They meet a Professor and his Monkey/Human friend and Nipnip falls in love.
This is a story fraught with angst. Nipnip love is not always easy and/or pretty, but it always Nipnips.
Nipnip's own favorite stories are wildlife fan fiction. Usually stories about deer and/or beavers.
Lastly, Nipnip and Monkeyalice are elusive creatures. It is hard to photograph them. If you ever see an adorable monkey/human who enjoys shopping or a lemur with a little hat, please snap their picture!
Beware though, the hotness of such events may lead to fainting episodes or worse!
Stay tuned for more Nipnip.
Until then I leave you with this:
